thats my favourite animal
*wears band shirt in public in hopes that cute boy will see shirt, like band, talk to me about band, take me to band’s concerts, marry me, and have slightly punk children with me*
Tom stole my camera from me to take a picture. I told him I had it, but he was all, “I’m taller” so I had to teach him how to hold it (I dropped it & the battery thing broke) & he took the worst pictures.
This one he accidentally zoomed in on.
I CANNOT HANDLE THIS
ALL THESE FEELS
FEELS MY BROKE
WHAT IS GRAMMAR
"I had to teach him how to hold it"
"This one he accidentally zoomed in on"
THIS is how Tom Hiddleston looks in a picture he took accidentally and happened to zoom in on??? I bet there’s nothing he could fuck up even if he wanted to.
boss at work: I need those graphs by tomorrow
me: seems like more of a personal problem
things i am good at:
- fucking up my life
- gaining weight
In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.
here with your daily dose of emotionally/sexually confused roman general
That does look like the face of a man who doesn’t know whether to be aroused or frightened…so he goes with both?
It certainly doesn’t help that the character thought just a moment ago that he was going to be killed/his throat slit. That will give you a rush of endorphins like no other…
And then the guy made out with him
writing is safer, somehow
because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,
and words get stuck in throats,
not fingertips, can’t stumble
on paper trails of blue lines
because writing is definite and clear
and no one can tell if i am crying
through written words alone
if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of
you can stay