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simonwang:

thats my favourite animal


underthe-corktree:

*wears band shirt in public in hopes that cute boy will see shirt, like band,  talk to me about band, take me to band’s concerts, marry me, and have slightly punk children with me*


tomfighter:

letsgetthisoverwithalready:

i-wasmadetoberuled:

idrissa:

Tom stole my camera from me to take a picture. I told him I had it, but he was all, “I’m taller” so I had to teach him how to hold it (I dropped it & the battery thing broke) & he took the worst pictures.

This one he accidentally zoomed in on. 

I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

ALL THESE FEELS

I JUST

FEELS MY BROKE

WHAT IS GRAMMAR

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"I had to teach him how to hold it"

"This one he accidentally zoomed in on"

THIS is how Tom Hiddleston looks in a picture he took accidentally and happened to zoom in on??? I bet there’s nothing he could fuck up even if he wanted to.

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officialunitedstates:

boss at work:  I need those graphs by tomorrow

me:  seems like more of a personal problem


  • teacher: i’m gonna-
  • me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”

nevermindtheb0ll0cks:

things i am good at:

  1. fucking up my life
  2. gaining weight

idontlikeyourcat:

In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.


hide-out-loud:

matchgirl42:

jackburtonsays:

black-nata:

here with your daily dose of emotionally/sexually confused roman general

That does look like the face of a man who doesn’t know whether to be aroused or frightened…so he goes with both?

It certainly doesn’t help that the character thought just a moment ago that he was going to be killed/his throat slit.  That will give you a rush of endorphins like no other…

And then the guy made out with him


childishnotions:

writing is safer, somehow
because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,
and words get stuck in throats,
not fingertips, can’t stumble
on paper trails of blue lines
because writing is definite and clear
and no one can tell if i am crying
or laughing
through written words alone 


awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 



near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now


octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head